Cubit! Get those owls ready, rain's about to come down
Everybody is the world is about to get wrecked
Because you are The Lord's earthly foes
I'm sailin' this, let's go

I'm in a boat
I'm in a boat
Everybody look at me because I'm sailin' in a boat
I'm in a boat
I'm in a boat
Take a good, hard look at the one and only boat

I'm in a boat, all you sinners take a look at me
High and dry while you drown in the deep, blue sea
Coupled ocelots, black blotches on their coat
You can't stop me, anybody, 'cuz I'm in a boat

Doggy-paddle, trick, outside the boat, brick
I'm so committed to this whole stayin' alive kick
I got my swim trunks and my flip-floppies
I'm on the toppy of the ocean while you're low and soppy

I'm sittin' in the cabin, in my safety net
The waves are crashin', gettin' everybody else wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm in a boat with my family and a zillion pets

I'm in a boat and it's risin' fast and
I bet the one thing you want right now's an island
I'm the king of the world, this menagerie-o
If you've sinned galore, then you're sure not me-o

Take a look up, this boat is real

Keep land, I'm in a boat, all you sinners
Keep tryin' to stay afloat, all you sinners
I'm inside with my goats, all you sinners
That is all that she wrote, all you sinners

Methuselah, if you could see me now
Tossin' out birds from the starboard bow
Someone better tell me just exactly how
We're gonna clean this up
It's gonna take a miracle!

Yeah, I never thought I'd be in a boat
On the world-wide, watery moat
Doves and ravens, bring back leaves
(All hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
With a rainbow comin' my way
Believe me when I say
"I'm glad I behaved!"

I'm in a boat
I'm in a boat
Everybody look at me, 'cuz I'm sailin' in a boat
I'm in a boat
I'm in a boat
Take one, last look at the one and only boat