Cubit! Get those owls ready, rain's about to come down Everybody is the world is about to get wrecked Because you are The Lord's earthly foes I'm sailin' this, let's go I'm in a boat I'm in a boat Everybody look at me because I'm sailin' in a boat I'm in a boat I'm in a boat Take a good, hard look at the one and only boat I'm in a boat, all you sinners take a look at me High and dry while you drown in the deep, blue sea Coupled ocelots, black blotches on their coat You can't stop me, anybody, 'cuz I'm in a boat Doggy-paddle, trick, outside the boat, brick I'm so committed to this whole stayin' alive kick I got my swim trunks and my flip-floppies I'm on the toppy of the ocean while you're low and soppy I'm sittin' in the cabin, in my safety net The waves are crashin', gettin' everybody else wet But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets I'm in a boat with my family and a zillion pets I'm in a boat and it's risin' fast and I bet the one thing you want right now's an island I'm the king of the world, this menagerie-o If you've sinned galore, then you're sure not me-o Take a look up, this boat is real Keep land, I'm in a boat, all you sinners Keep tryin' to stay afloat, all you sinners I'm inside with my goats, all you sinners That is all that she wrote, all you sinners Methuselah, if you could see me now Tossin' out birds from the starboard bow Someone better tell me just exactly how We're gonna clean this up It's gonna take a miracle! Yeah, I never thought I'd be in a boat On the world-wide, watery moat Doves and ravens, bring back leaves (All hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day With a rainbow comin' my way Believe me when I say "I'm glad I behaved!" I'm in a boat I'm in a boat Everybody look at me, 'cuz I'm sailin' in a boat I'm in a boat I'm in a boat Take one, last look at the one and only boat