Thou shalt never remain an abusive person's victim
Thou shalt not worship American Idols or follow monetary profits
Thou shalt not take the names of Jesus, God, Jehovah, Yahweh, Yeshua or Christ in vain
Thou shalt not think that any man over the age of 30 who believes in a three-Personal God is a simpleton... Some people have faith
Thou shalt not join the enemy
Thou shalt not stop attending a church just because it becomes popular
Thou shalt not question Jesus Christ

Thou shalt not judge the Word by its cover
Thou shalt, all of us, be known by how we treat each other
Thou shalt not buy any Wal*Mart products
Thou shalt not buy Nike products

Thou shalt not go into a new church with your new bishop best friend
Pray once, and pledge to him
Thou shalt not fall away so easily
Thou shalt not use your charisma or charming personality to get into one's pants... use it to build into their hearts

Thou shalt not watch pornos
Thou shalt not attend a church retreat then leave the church as soon as it doesn't sanction you taking over the show and holding them by yourself
Thou shalt not sit in front of the TV in your favorite chair week in/week out
Because you once heard a gospel you fancied that could never ever save you anyway

Thou shalt not put any ministers or pastors on ridiculous pedestals
No matter how great they are or were

John Wesley was just a man
Rick Warren... is just a man
James Dobson... just a man
Chuck Swindol... just a man
Jack Hayford... just a man
Chuck Missler... just a man
Charles Spurgeon... just a man
Billy Graham... just a man
Chuck Smith... just a man
Jim Cymbala... just a man
Greg Laurie... just a man
David Yongii Cho... just a man
R. A. Torrey... just a man
Dwight L. Moody... just a man
Alistair Begg... just a man
Your own pastor is just a man

We require more missionaries to go into English speaking countries than missionaries to go into non-English speaking countries
Thou shalt remember that speaking in tongues wasn't ever the only criteria for being saved and never will be
Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times
Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times
Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times
Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times

Thou shalt not stay inside
Thou shalt not "fake it 'til you make it"
Thou shalt not rob God of His rightful offerings and tithes... and you know it

Thou shalt love the sinner and hate the sin
Thou shalt go and find them and invite them in
When I say, he say, she say, we say the word "kumbaya..."
Kill me

(I can't imagine I'm making any friends right now)

Thou shalt not color me bad
Thou shalt not pose nude for some "artist's" picture
Thouest milkshake shalt not bring any boys to the yard
Thou shalt spell God with a capital "G"od, not a lowercase "g"od
Regardless of what the Book of Mormon tells you

Thou shalt not validate the verbatim quote thatm
"God helps those who helps themselves is actually in the Bible"
By saying "Is it?"
Thou shalt check for yourself

But most importantly of all
Thou shalt always
Thou shalt always die