Thou shalt never remain an abusive person's victim Thou shalt not worship American Idols or follow monetary profits Thou shalt not take the names of Jesus, God, Jehovah, Yahweh, Yeshua or Christ in vain Thou shalt not think that any man over the age of 30 who believes in a three-Personal God is a simpleton... Some people have faith Thou shalt not join the enemy Thou shalt not stop attending a church just because it becomes popular Thou shalt not question Jesus Christ Thou shalt not judge the Word by its cover Thou shalt, all of us, be known by how we treat each other Thou shalt not buy any Wal*Mart products Thou shalt not buy Nike products Thou shalt not go into a new church with your new bishop best friend Pray once, and pledge to him Thou shalt not fall away so easily Thou shalt not use your charisma or charming personality to get into one's pants... use it to build into their hearts Thou shalt not watch pornos Thou shalt not attend a church retreat then leave the church as soon as it doesn't sanction you taking over the show and holding them by yourself Thou shalt not sit in front of the TV in your favorite chair week in/week out Because you once heard a gospel you fancied that could never ever save you anyway Thou shalt not put any ministers or pastors on ridiculous pedestals No matter how great they are or were John Wesley was just a man Rick Warren... is just a man James Dobson... just a man Chuck Swindol... just a man Jack Hayford... just a man Chuck Missler... just a man Charles Spurgeon... just a man Billy Graham... just a man Chuck Smith... just a man Jim Cymbala... just a man Greg Laurie... just a man David Yongii Cho... just a man R. A. Torrey... just a man Dwight L. Moody... just a man Alistair Begg... just a man Your own pastor is just a man We require more missionaries to go into English speaking countries than missionaries to go into non-English speaking countries Thou shalt remember that speaking in tongues wasn't ever the only criteria for being saved and never will be Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times Thou shalt not sing the choruses a hundred times Thou shalt not stay inside Thou shalt not "fake it 'til you make it" Thou shalt not rob God of His rightful offerings and tithes... and you know it Thou shalt love the sinner and hate the sin Thou shalt go and find them and invite them in When I say, he say, she say, we say the word "kumbaya..." Kill me (I can't imagine I'm making any friends right now) Thou shalt not color me bad Thou shalt not pose nude for some "artist's" picture Thouest milkshake shalt not bring any boys to the yard Thou shalt spell God with a capital "G"od, not a lowercase "g"od Regardless of what the Book of Mormon tells you Thou shalt not validate the verbatim quote thatm "God helps those who helps themselves is actually in the Bible" By saying "Is it?" Thou shalt check for yourself But most importantly of all Thou shalt always Thou shalt always die